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19 December 2009 @ 12:32 pm
So, finally jumping on this wagon. Feel free to post anonymously about how you feel about me or don't feel about me.
 
 
 
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15 February 2009 @ 11:57 pm
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12 February 2009 @ 02:06 pm

Always the Anti-PETA activist, I felt I needed to post this from the consumerfreedom.org site. It's a new "letter" they have addressed to PeTA.

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To Whom it May Concern:

 

You may not know this yet, but you’re about to get a new neighbor in the Dupont Circle area. Last week the building at 1536 Sixteenth Street, NW was sold to People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). In a city with as much controversy as Washington, it’s hard to imagine that any new resident could raise the bar. But trust me: This group is different.

 

PETA president and co-founder Ingrid Newkirk describes her group’s goal as “total animal liberation”—the complete abolition of meat, milk, cheese, eggs, honey, zoos, aquariums, circuses, wool, leather, fur, silk, hunting, fishing, and even pet ownership.

 

In a 2003 profile of Newkirk, The New Yorker pointed out that Newkirk has had at least one seeing-eye dog taken away from its blind owner. PETA also opposes all medical research that requires the use of animals, including research aimed at curing AIDS and cancer. PETA’s president is on the record saying: “Even if animal research resulted in a cure for AIDS, we would be against it.”

 

Given what it stands for, it’s not surprising that PETA represents a vanishingly tiny fringe of American society. Still, it’s not unusual for ordinary people to be unsure about how to act around the group’s employees. Please be assured that most of them are harmless unless provoked.

 

Still, I’d like to offer you the following suggestions:

 

1. If you or your building managers use lethal traps to control rats or mice in outdoor areas, make sure you have video surveillance installed near those locations to ensure that the traps are not tampered with.

 

2. If your employees wear leather shoes or gloves, or if they wear fur outerwear during cold weather, you may want to prepare them for a regular pestering on the streets from PETA employees demanding to know if it’s “real” or “fake.” It’s always smarter to tell activists that you’re wearing vinyl or faux fur (whether or not you really are), rather than arguing about the issue. Better safe than sorry.

 

3. If you or anyone in your office has a pet dog or cat on the premises, please make sure it is kept indoors and far away from the new PETA offices. Since PETA does not believe in pet ownership, the group operates an aggressive program of killing domesticated animals instead of searching for adoptive homes. Do not, under any circumstances, take a pet to PETA for veterinary care or advice. Government records show that in 2007 alone, the group killed 1,815 pets while finding homes for only 18.

 

4. If your business or organization is concerned in any way with the use of animals (or even the endorsement of the use of animals), you may want to meet with your insurance underwriters to ensure that your property is adequately protected against the threat of fire, vandalism, and theft.

 

5. If you participate in annual fundraising drives for the March of Dimes, the Susan G. Komen “Race for the Cure,” the American Cancer Society’s “Making Strides Against Breast Cancer,” or other such causes, do not approach anyone at PETA for sponsorship. Animal rights activists oppose these charities, and literally hundreds of others like them, because they fund science which (like most critical medical research) uses lab animals.

 

If you’re interested in learning more about your new neighbor, please feel free to write me personally. I’m enclosing an information sheet titled “7 Things You Didn’t Know About PETA.” If you want additional copies, it can be downloaded for free at http://tinyurl.com/PETA7things.

 

With Every Good Wish,

 

David Martosko

Director of Research

martosko@ConsumerFreedom.com

 
 
 
Have a Hissy fit.
22 October 2008 @ 11:04 am
Please don't feel bad for the animated dog in my icon. He comes from a comic strip drawn by a very delusional man who works for PETA. His comics are often outlandish to the point of shock, while lacking any real humor. Like the Mallard Filmore of animal rights, if you will.
 
 
 
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08 September 2008 @ 08:04 pm

So I'm watching Bangcock Boring with Nick Cage illegally. It's quite possibly the worst movie ever. No, really. I'm pretty sure Cat Woman would win an Oscar if it went up against this movie. Talk about drab and dull. It's a shame all of the Tropic Thunder ones are such bad quality.

 

P.S: I got the dog. My roommate is pissed and we haven't spoken. She told me my pizza had arrived then left. Yikes. ;-;

 

 

 
 
 
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06 September 2008 @ 11:47 am
Puns  

So I'm supposed to get my dog this Monday, I've gotten the a-okay from ALL of my roommates.... expect for their sister. Who owns the couch. What? We eat on this couch, one of their friends has PEED on this couch, and I was sitting on the back and semi-broke the couch! I doubt that this couch can have much worse done to it. But should any harm befall the couch because of the dog I will pay to have it cleaned/fixed/replaced. Also, I'm a little pissed because I cooked food last night, enough to last me for a few days so that I would not have to eat out, and my brother came home last night and ate more then half of it, PLUS the rest of my bread. I barely have enough for one lunch.  Not to mention, when his friends come over and get drunk and rowdy I'm the one who spends the next day cleaning up. I'm LUCKY if someone helps me with the dishes. Nine times out of ten I'm the one doing them all on my own in a house of four. I've bought all of the toilet paper, most of the paper towels and all cleaning supplies for the past four months. And they are going to give me a hard time about getting a dog. This shit is getting ridiculous.  I'm ready to fucking immolate a goat to a dark God just to get some fucking rest.

 

Here are some puns that I've used this past week. More or less fail.

(To a UPS guy)
So is everything looking ups today?

(To the Blood Donation Center girl, taking my blood)
I bet you see a lot of pricks here.

(Guy who dropped doughnuts)
Dough-not let those fall again.

 
 
 
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24 August 2008 @ 01:34 pm
Tourists suck and Disney tourists are the worst. They seem to feel entitled to special treatment because they are at Disney and they flew all the way down here and are spending their hard-earned money.....  Well okay. I get that they want to have a magical time with their family and all. And they are spending a lot of money on cheap shit ((Everything at Disney is AT LEAST a 100% mark-up, if not 150%, jsyk)). And most tourists are very considerate and just a little bit lost - Disney is very overwhelming for someone who has never been before. But every now and then there is one who crosses the line from "bewildered" to asshole.

Even though I work at House of Blues, we are supposed to recognize certain Disney things and mention them. For instance, if a guest has a "First Visit" pin on, we are supposed to ask them how they are enjoying their magical trip. If a couple is wearing a "Just Married!" pin, we offer a hardy "Congradulations!" to  them on their wedding. It takes a second and sometimes it puts a smile on their faces*. I'm more than happy to do that. But there have been a few people who seem to think I need to use my Super-Disney-Mind-Powers to know when it's their kids birthdays.

*The first few times they hear it, couples tend to be over joyed that everyone is happy they love each other and want to spend the rest of their lives together! But by the end of the day they are sick of people they don't know telling them every five feet "Congradulations!" and are ready to take their pins off and stabe someone in the face.

Woman: (Extreamly rude) Well.
Me: Yes?
Woman: Aren't you going to say Happy Birthday?
Me: ....Happy Birthday to...you?
Woman: (Now VERY aggitated) NOT ME YOU IDIOT! MY SON!
(Points to a fat lard in the corner stuffing his face with a Twix bar he hasn't paid for. Totaly sans any birthday pins, hats, necklaces, ect.)
Me: Happy Birthday?
Son: What*Scnuffmunchcrunch*ever.
Woman: THAT WASN'T SO HARD WAS IT?
Me: You have to pay for that candy bar.

I wish that was the only time that has happend.  But more disturbing than that are when people think I want to hear their life stories. I don't mean shooting the shit for 4 minutes about where they come from, I mean their entire life story. From conception to their first skinned knee, to how their daddies never hugged them, to being picked on in highschool, to this very moment where a cruel God has deposited them in front of me. Along with these stories often times comes their list of things they hate. For one woman it was gays.

Woman: You know what I hate?
Me: What?
Woman: Gay people.
Me: Uh (Looks around to make sure no one is going to kick this womans ass) Why is that?
Woman: Because God hates them. And if God hates them, I hate them. You know they have sex with each other in the ass?
Me: No I did not know that! (Now looking for help)
Woman: I'm not predjudiced or anything though. They are going to hell, after all.
 
 
 
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21 August 2008 @ 11:32 pm
So the cat is out of the bag. I have a tattoo. If you want to see it you'll have to be patient~

Fuck, I wish it had been an Aerosmith tattoo~

Want a hint?

Left side. Strong side.
 
 
 
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14 July 2008 @ 02:54 am
It's three in the morning and I think I'm suffering from insomnia. This is now the seventh day in a row I haven't gotten to sleep before 3 am. It's getting ridiculous.  I spend my time mostly on the internet or reading since I have nothing else to do at 2 am. Here are some things I've become addict to.

Japanese and Korean Television Dramas. It's like PCP for your eyes. You know it's not good for you, in fact it will probably kill you, but you're still addicted.

Mizushima Hiro. I don't normally "fan" over guys. In fact, before this gentleman, the only person who I fanned over was William Beckett. But this Mizushima... I can't get enough of him! I have read all of his stats and watched pretty much all of his shit and I'm now considering taking up Japanese just so I don't have to wait for dubs of his work. He speaks fluent English too, which is pretty fucking hot.

Anti-PETA. I'm attempting to commit every factoid about PETA's atrocities to memory so that I may recall them at a moments notice, should the need arise. It's gonna be my super power.

NotAlwaysRight.com.
Hystarical site/blog about stupid or crazy things customers do and employees have to deal with. ((NGL. I submitted one or two))

Mizushima Hiro.  He lived in Sweden for 6 years, which is why he speaks fluent English. And he his super hot. Did I mention him already? I think I need to buy a plane ticket to Japan.

90's kids cartoons.
Doug, Rockos Modern Life, Ah! Real Monsters, Rugrats, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, Pepper Ann (2000 maybe?)... Childhood memories!!

Super Junior.
I thought boy bands were dead - then I found Super Junior.

The Wreckoning.
A pithy no-nonsense blog about restraunts in LA. It's vicious and honest and makes me feel like I'm reading an episode of Kitchen Nightmares (Which the author loves, so a +). It's a shame there are so few entries. I can't wait to read more.

FBR_Trash. This community is pretty much updating 24/7, which is impressive considering no one who posts is paid and most of the members are underaged. I've posted a bit myself and even submitted some pictures. It's not even a year old and has over 2000 members!

FoodNetwork.com.
I love to go on and think about what I would like to bake/cook. I must have spent hours longing to run out and buy the ingredients to create something spectacular. Then I relized I didn't have any money.

MIZUSHIMA HIRO.  He's such a great actor. And so handsome. I hope that whatever career I decide to stick with gives me the opportunity to just meet him.  I mean, I can do what ever I set my mind too, and I have. So no matter what, getting a picture with this guy, I gotta do it before I die. Also, I need to learn to read Japanese so I can figure out what the hell his new movie is about! It's called Drop btw.
 
 
 
Have a Hissy fit.
30 June 2008 @ 03:48 pm
Why to health insurance companies have to jerk us around?  Does it really take a -month- to prove that I really do have insurance?